Top 10 Best Ever Jokes 2017 | The Insider Story

March 9, 2017
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Hey guys, are you getting bore, here i am providing some Best Hindi Jokes Ever. May be that makes smile on your face. Everyone’s life smile is very important thing without smile life will make you hell. So be happy and smile every day. We should take every thing on positive side. If you feel your best in the world nothing does not matter that will make you happy person.

Do you like our hindi jokes like Pappu jokes, Santa Banta, Sardarji and lots of other funny character are there in your Indian jokes family. Check below you will like these Indian jokes. If you want you can also use these jokes as hindi jokes sms and can send to your friends on Whatsapp, facebook etc.

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#.1

bhai behen bichadne ka kya hua anjaam
Dnt say wah wah Plz feel the pain …
bhai behen bichadne ka kya hua anjam
MUNNA bana MBBS aur MUNNI hui badnaam..

#.2

Sardar picnic par gaye whan ja kar yaad aaya ke pepsi to ghar bhul gaye.
Decide kia ke sab se chhota sardar ja kar Pepsi le aaye,
Sardar: Main is shart par jata hu ke tum mere ane tak smose nahi khaoge.
Dono ne kaha thik hai.
1 din guzar gaya sardar nahi aaya.
2 din guzar gaye.
Dono ne socha ke ab samose kha lene chahiye.
Jaise hi smosa uthaya chota sardar ped ke peechhe se nikal k bola. “AISE KAROGE TO MAIN NAHI JAAUNGA”

#.3

Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!

Banta: Oh! That’s terrible.

Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions.

#.4

A boy said
I Love U to a girl
Bt
Girl replied
Sorry i lv someone else

The boy in sad mood looked
at d girl & said

“Batau tere baap ko?”

#.5

Question: “How to Kill an Ant??”
Asked in an Exam for 10 Marks!!

Student:
Mix Chilli Powder with Sugar,
& keep It Outside the Ant’s Hole..!

After eating, Ant will Search for
some Water near a Water tank.Push ant in to it.. =!!

Now Ant will go to Dry itself Near Fire,

When it Reaches fire, Put a Bomb into D fire..!!

Then Admit Wounded Ant in ICU..!! =O

And Then Remove Oxygen Mask from it’s Mouth and Kill the Ant.. !!

MORAL:
Don’t Play with Students.. !!
They can Do any thing for 15 Marks..

#.6

 Old Generation:

“Neki kar, Dariya mein daal”
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New Generation:
“Kuch bhi kar, Facebook pe daal”

#.7

 

 

Santa n Banta were watching a cricket match.

When Dhoni hits a boundary.

Banta: Kya Goal mara.

Santa: Raha Na bewakoof ka bewakoof, Goal is mein nahin cricket mein hota hai.

#.8

Gl- can i sit here?

Boy- it all urs…:)

Gl- can i tk some water?
Boy- my plsr…:)

Gl- Bhaiya agla station konsa hai?
.

Boy- mere baap ne mere dimag me koi GPS fit nhi kiya hai ,jaldi seat khali ker mujhe neend a rahi hai

#.9

Gabbar: Kitne admi they?
Sambha: Sardar 2
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
Gabbar: Aur 2 se pehle?
Samba: 2 se pehle 1 aata hai.
Gabbar: To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Samba: Beech mein koi nahi aata
Gabbar:: To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?
Samba: 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai.
Gabar: 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samba: 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.
Gabbar: Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samnba: Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar do.

#.10

Husband Biwi Se:
Pani Pila Do …
Biwi :- Kya! ,Pyaas Lagi Hai ??
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Husband (Gussey se):
“Nahi”Gala Check Karna Hai.
Kahin se”LEAK”to Nahi Hai.

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